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		<title>Ausi Ausi Ausi Oi Oi Oi</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leaving Australia this morning.  It&#8217;s almost 7am now.  It has been a hot time here.  It started going more smoothly towards the end than in the beginning.  The pears are gone.  The time is ripening and we are departing in about 40 minutes.  Ok.
~Nate
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,&quot;Times New Roman&quot;,&quot;Bitstream Charter&quot;,Times,serif;">Leaving Australia this morning.  It&#8217;s almost 7am now.  It has been a hot time here.  It started going more smoothly towards the end than in the beginning.  The pears are gone.  The time is ripening</span></span> and we are departing in about 40 minutes.  Ok.</p>
<p>~Nate</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m still coming home in May</title>
		<link>http://crabezoid.com/blog/archives/122</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Walnut</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The final pear has been picked.  I put it in my bedroom.  It is a model of a pear with a single leaf perpendicular to the stem.  Anyways I might not post for a while but feel free to keep emailing me.  The last pear has been picked.  Work is over and I am now [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The final pear has been picked.  I put it in my bedroom.  It is a model of a pear with a single leaf perpendicular to the stem.  Anyways I might not post for a while but feel free to keep emailing me.  The last pear has been picked.  Work is over and I am now departing Australia on April 1st.  I am going to New Zealand and Japan on my way home from Australia.  That may seem selfish or something, but I am reluctant to talk about plans until they are actually happening.  I realize that is a little odd.  These places have been a destination for a very long time and this was an opportunity.  I have signed up for a short hiking trip in NZ which I don&#8217;t know too much about.  My plans for Japan are much more ambiguous which I should work on.  I don&#8217;t think I will be writing on this post in later travels though I am not positive(I now think I will do a few more before leaving Aus), but thank you for reading it whomever may be reading this.  I did say that I was going to Japan in my senior yearbook blrb.</p>
<p>Good Luck, My words in this post seem a bit uneven.  Oh well.</p>
<p>~Nate</p>
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		<title>Look</title>
		<link>http://crabezoid.com/blog/archives/120</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if anyone has heard of this or not.  Awesome photos and idea.
http://www.extremeicesurvey.org
~Nate
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know if anyone has heard of this or not.  Awesome photos and idea.</p>
<p>http://www.extremeicesurvey.org</p>
<p>~Nate</p>
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		<title>Shuffle My coincidence</title>
		<link>http://crabezoid.com/blog/archives/114</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Walnut</dc:creator>
		
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My hat is still on my head. I am typing this as a regular document since the internet failed due to an earlier power outage. My plaid button-up work shirt is still on, and my I-pod headphones are dangling off my collar. I can still hear the music in its small ear-bud world. About [...]]]></description>
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<p>My hat is still on my head.<span> </span>I am typing this as a regular document since the internet failed due to an earlier power outage.<span> </span>My plaid button-up work shirt is still on, and my I-pod headphones are dangling off my collar.<span> </span>I can still hear the music in its small ear-bud world.<span> </span>About two weeks ago from today, a nice song came onto my I-pod while picking.<span> </span>Singing it to myself later I entered into a discussion with Johnny and failed to recall what song it was.<span> </span>It could probably have been looked up on Google, but it wasn’t on my mind that much …so I decided to wait until it came onto my I-pod again.<span> </span>There are exactly 921 songs on my I-pod.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Out of all the jobs at the farm, which for Henno and I boils down to Picking and Picking up,<span> </span>picking up is the worst, especially after it rains.<span> </span>We crawl around in the mud picking up rotten fruit.<span> </span>Snails suction to half of them after the rain, and the really rotten ones fall apart at the touch.<span> </span>It’s hard to get into a rhythm with this since knees or back have to constantly be bent.<span> </span>At the three hour mark today there was still a half row of Packums in the dirt.<span> </span>We wouldn’t get paid extra for finishing, but we hadn’t exactly been super speedy that day either, and the extra 8 minutes would give us a sense of completion.<span> </span>Right at the end after of that last bit the song I was waiting for came on.<span> </span>It had been two weeks of constant shuffle.<span> </span>Oh yeah the song was she’s got her ticket by Tracy Chapman.<span> </span>I owe most of the music on my I-pod to Will, and the Artists of course.<span id="{0ED6D0E4-5A24-4557-88F1-FCC40851715E}"> </span>The 4 hours picking in the morning and 3 hours picking up in the afternoon is more than we usually do, so that’s not a stereotypical example.<span id="{8DCF715F-93BC-493D-8366-A8383B6C7348}"> </span>Anyways I was just called into dinner.<span> </span>I will post again soon,</p>
<p>~Nate</p>
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		<title>AFL</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Walnut</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The last few days have been off the strenous pear bags.  Days off come randomly, they are not chosen.  Myself, Johnny, and Henno hopped into Johnny&#8217;s small white car and drove to a Mini-Golf course.  There was a sandwhich on the line so it was intense.  Whoever made that course needs to visit cape cod. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last few days have been off the strenous pear bags.  Days off come randomly, they are not chosen.  Myself, Johnny, and Henno hopped into Johnny&#8217;s small white car and drove to a Mini-Golf course.  There was a sandwhich on the line so it was intense.  Whoever made that course needs to visit cape cod. It just doesn&#8217;t compare.  We took a Train into the city later on.  We met Kate and went with her to the little creatures brewery on the shoreline of freemantle.  Bocce ensued.  I brought a sandwhich in a tupperware to save money.  It was on my plate at just the right moment as the real food arrived for the other table-members.  We made jokes about someone asking the waiter to have what I was having.  Kate is acquainted with many individuals, I didn&#8217;t know anyone really and towards the end of the night I was playing tetris with cups and bottles.(I tend to make up games when I get bored at restaraunts).<br />
We slept at Simon&#8217;s house. A nice guy.  The boyfriend of Kate who we play Frisbee with weekly.</p>
<p>The next day was spent watching a sport more intense than Bocce and almost as intense as mini-golf.  Aussie Rules Football.  It&#8217;s a very messy sport.  Unlike the NFL there are no pads and time doe not stop.  The rules are probably online somewhere.  It was a bushfire appeal game, The two teams (Freemantle and Western Australia) are bitter rivals.  One player was enourmous.  Freemantle won the game.  I essentially watched people beat the shit ouf of eachother for a few hours.  I wasn&#8217;t to into the dynamics of the game.  I apologize if I&#8217;m offending the AFL league, football probably seems rediculous.   Again this was occuring while all of the east coast was in mid-sleep.  So strange. I heard that New York had a snow day recently.  How is the weather as a whole this winter?</p>
<p>~Nate</p>
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		<title>Pears</title>
		<link>http://crabezoid.com/blog/archives/109</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Walnut</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Picking Pears in the Afternoon with a tractor.  I have done 7 straight days now.  I was struggling with days proceedings a few days ago but after a break for frisbee in the city I feel better.  My body is handling it and my mind is handling it as well.  But I did just finish [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Picking Pears in the Afternoon with a tractor.  I have done 7 straight days now.  I was struggling with days proceedings a few days ago but after a break for frisbee in the city I feel better.  My body is handling it and my mind is handling it as well.  But I did just finish for today, and once one has finished you feel a light-hearted sense of accomplishment.  If my hands could write for this blog in the midst of a four hour shift it might be a different story.  My sister recently asked  me how many pears a day I picked, here are my most recent calculations.  70 Pears a Bag.  1 Bag every 5 minutes.  12 Bags Every Hour.  5 Hours per day. 60 * 70 = 4200  Pears each day.  May need to check my work on that one but I deserve partial credit at least. Right?! I had the equation memorized I mean Its written right there, there is just a slight disconnect but it was correct at that point, don&#8217;t you see that 5?  Come on Mrs. Mathteacherface.</p>
<p>4200 pears a day is more than I will probably ever eat.  Its more than anyone would even consider eating, nobody sits down and thinks about consuming 4200 pears.  The leaves were wet today due the occasional yet welcome rainstorm the day before, unfortunately I forgot my Pearasol. (AHAHa dammit).  Speaking of yesterday I took a train into Perth meeting up with Kate(from camp) her boyfriend Simon, and Casey(went to camp three years ago).  I played Ultimate with them in the Perth Social league.  Good fun, windy, we won. Until that next point in the future.</p>
<p>~Nate</p>
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		<title>Rottness Island</title>
		<link>http://crabezoid.com/blog/archives/107</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Walnut</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The last few days were spent on an Island off the coast of perth.  The Island-in the Indian Ocean was a 45 minute 66$ fairy ride.  It was remote, only accessible by boat or plain.  I got a foot long.  Tuna. Extra tomatoes, Honey Mustard dressing.
Me and Henno Decided to make this trip since we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last few days were spent on an Island off the coast of perth.  The Island-in the Indian Ocean was a 45 minute 66$ fairy ride.  It was remote, only accessible by boat or plain.  I got a foot long.  Tuna. Extra tomatoes, Honey Mustard dressing.</p>
<p>Me and Henno Decided to make this trip since we had time off from work.  Was it fun? Kind of.  Was it an experience? I think so.  I am now glad to be sleeping in a bed again, once again traveling makes you appreciate things. Dammit.  We arrived and immediately I saw a depressed chiwawa with its head buried in the dirt.  These creatures actually called Quokkas are spitting images of the R.O.U.S  from Princess Bride.  They are even aggressive.  It is an Australian saying that people used to play Quokka Soccer.  Very Cruel.  Anyway the beach&#8217;s were awesome.</p>
<p>The first night we were invited by a group of college kids to the beach.  I had thrown my Frisbee to one of them earlier in the day. It was epic.  One of the kids kept talking about making a fire, but he didn&#8217;t have a lighter and it was a 50,000 fine.  Somehow later on he made the fire anyway.  An i pod was playing music in the sand, pitch black night, able to hear the waves but not see them.  The southern cross was illuminated in the sky.  And for some reason their was a fire twirler doing crazy tricks right in front of the waves.  I didn&#8217;t really question why he was their,  I guess it just kind of fit with the picture.  This was all going on seconds before all of you guys woke up and flopped out of bed.  Makes one think about all of the stuff happening all of the time.  We also made and ate gross food and got sunburned.  (Henno is a red head so he got it bad)</p>
<p>The next day me and Henno went snorkeling.  Then a 10k Run.  Sunset.  And then the next morning we took the fairy back to mainland.  Where we waited for 2 hours.  And then another 2.5 hours!  And then finally got picked up.<br />
Picking Starts tomorrow, I recently opened an Australian Bank account and need to nurture it.</p>
<p>~Nate</p>
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		<link>http://crabezoid.com/blog/archives/105</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 04:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Walnut</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The best part of waking up in silliness in your style.  I sit in the computer room right now, where an incident recently occured.
I am moving to leave the room giving Henno a turn on the computer. &#8220;yo Henno I bet this thing is real&#8221;  I said cockily pointing at one of those large plastic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best part of waking up in silliness in your style.  I sit in the computer room right now, where an incident recently occured.</p>
<p>I am moving to leave the room giving Henno a turn on the computer. &#8220;yo Henno I bet this thing is real&#8221;  I said cockily pointing at one of those large plastic spiders that stick to walls.  My hand went to touch it but held back-the spider then moved all of its legs in the most UN-fake way.  I screamed and because I was in a roly chair, hit the back wall of the room with a crash.  Henno was laughing.  Speaking of animals, we all went for a walk yesterday and  came across a large field.  Dinosaurs.  Wait no Kangaroos, 15 of them.  It was like the back of a cereal box.  Or, coming across a valley of grazing velociraptors in the land before time(wait those might be meat-eaters)-a valley of velociraptors feeding on corpses after a battle.  &#8220;I&#8217;m Tired little foot&#8221; said Ducky.  Littlefoot: &#8221; A T-REX F*CK&#8221;.</p>
<p>Pear Poem</p>
<p>Picking Pears lots of Pears Green ones here and Green ones their<br />
Some are small some are round yellow ones go on the ground<br />
Low branches make you slump, My bag is full time to dump<br />
8&#8242;o clock is not that late, Filling up the wooden crate<br />
Drive the tractor dirty red, down the hill into the shed</p>
<p>Its so hot, so hot to sleep, showers are good.</p>
<p>~Nate</p>
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		<title>YesMan</title>
		<link>http://crabezoid.com/blog/archives/102</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Walnut</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The last movie I reviewed on crabezoid was a  bad piece of cake.  This might have been out in the US for 2 years already due to distance delay.  But if its still in theaters or on DVD it&#8217;s worth watching.  Yes Man.  We drove 32 minutes to Midland, up a narrow Mario Kart like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last movie I reviewed on crabezoid was a  bad piece of cake.  This might have been out in the US for 2 years already due to distance delay.  But if its still in theaters or on DVD it&#8217;s worth watching.  Yes Man.  We drove 32 minutes to Midland, up a narrow Mario Kart like ramp that led to a Movie Theater.  Henno(RED HEAD) and I viewed this flick. Post film we realized that to everyone else in the Theatre Jim Carrey was speaking in an accent.  In my opinion Yes Man was funny, and afterward one feels invigorated to do stuff.</p>
<p>~Nate</p>
<p>YesCoi</p>
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		<title>Inferno</title>
		<link>http://crabezoid.com/blog/archives/97</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Walnut</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Its front page and screen all over Australia, not sure how apparent it is in the US.  I speak of the tragic bushfire disasters.  They struck several places in Victoria, where I was just 3 weeks ago.  The randomness of Natural disasters is something that has always perplexed me.   The devastation was similar to tornadoes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its front page and screen all over Australia, not sure how apparent it is in the US.  I speak of the tragic bushfire disasters.  They struck several places in Victoria, where I was just 3 weeks ago.  The randomness of Natural disasters is something that has always perplexed me.   The devastation was similar to tornadoes in that one house reduced to rubble neighbored a house that was hardly touched.  Being burned and killed is terrifying.  My friend Jonny who I am staying with sent out a chain email with some honest words in it, so I will quote him here.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s Australia&#8217;s worst natural disaster since European Settlement and for me, I feel like it&#8217;s going to be the start of a new way of thinking.  The fact that so many of us are concerned by petty differences, road rage, credit cards, selfishness or just being so insular in our focus for money and happiness, just has to be changed.  The little inconveniences of life that we try and avoid to feel more comfortable and achieve greater personal success can surely be spared for a few days to help. The positives here are all around us. So many people must be wishing they had told close friends and family that they loved them one more time before this tragedy. Use this opportunity for perspective.<a href="http://www.redcross.org.au/default.asp" target="_blank"></a>&#8220;-Jonny</p>
<p>Donations:  <a href="http://www.redcross.org.au/default.asp" target="_blank"> http://www.redcross.org.au/default.asp</a></p>
<p>~Nate</p>
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