The Snapping Parallel

This clammy creature is usually content with his trite surroundings and his pale skin. However unlike most elephants, Elepenta despises peanuts, and is campaigning against the nutty elephant stereotype right now. Elepenta is not loud like most of his kind, and when he blows his trunk it is more of a soft wheeze. His lack of sound projection annoys many of his co-workers who don’t even realize when he’s addressing them. He loves candy and treats, and anything bought in those fat American style packages. Kudos bars, Easy-Bake brownies, and Dots, are among Elepenta’s favorite foods. Peanut M n M’s however are not. Elepenta’s mother is usually the one to prepare everything, though from time to time Elepenta has been known to cook for himself. He is sizable for an elephant, and has poor vision. Elepenta has several campaigns, many of which argue scientific studies. In one of these, he argues against the commonly used periodic table, saying that there are truly only 5 elements: earth, wind, water, fire, and elephants. Elepenta has been known to treat the rule of “fives” as if it were a law. So if you ever take this mammal’s seat, you’ll find yourself squashed under 500 pounds of meat.

~Mr. Walnut

P.S. Crabezoid and the gang have been known to visit Elepenta from time to time and devour all of his goodies.