Bit of a break

Now that summer’s begun the updates might become a bit more sparse. Mr. Walnut will be out all summer. Now that I’ve got more time, I’ll be working on getting a shop going. I’ve got some shirts ready to go, but I’ve still got to take some pictures.

~Tim

Snakes on a Plane

You may think I’m about to make a clever mathematical manipulation about this movie, but you are wrong. Snakes on a Plane is one thing that should not be tampered with. Such titles as Snakes on a Septagon, Crabezoids on a Commercial Jet, and Octosaurus in an Elevator, simply can not live up to the glory that is Snakes on a Plane.

For any further details go to www.snakesonaplane.com

~Mr.Walnut

Octosaurus, Crabezoid and the gang will be sure to see this movie opening day!
So do yourself a favor and be their with them! Samuel L. Jackson does not dissapoint.

*Update* Tim will be in the Virgin Islands on opening day and he doubts that there will be a movie theatre present. Tim will not be back until the 20th, 2 days after premier.

Triangator says stop trying, and start Triangatoring

Character Bio:
Triangator is a calculating carnivore. He once counted the number of fish in his swamp relative to each gallon of swamp muck, creating a fish to swamp ratio that greatly increased his gobbling efficiency. Surprisingly, the only thing that Triangator can not calculate is the number of teeth in his enormous jaw.

Random Triangator Historical Fact:
This seemingly timid creature has a wild side as well, on occasion, certain things trigger a hulk-like transformation which created the saying “Stop trying, and start Triangatoring”. In a miscommunication between an up and coming drink company and Triangator, the company interperated the saying as “Stop trying, and Try A Gatorade” Spurring the idea for a Sports Drink called gatorade which would increase athletic preformance. Well, Triangator still prefers swamp muck to gatorade. He enjoys the sugary treat, but is a little skeptical as to whether or not the graphs on the back of a gatorade bottle accurately depict how gatorade is “better than water”.

~ Mr Walnut