The Snapping Parallel

With the recent release of The Davinci Code the nation seems to be fascinated with Tom Hanks solving anagrams! So I decided to create my own rhyming anagram Haiku about crabezoid. What is a rhyming anagram haiku you ask? Well, read on to find out.

Haiku 1
Crabezoid be raid
A doc da crabi do bade
Zebra Doc dab aid

Explanation
Crabezoid was raid(wierd shade of red)
A docta the crabby did bade(summoning a doctor)
Zebra Doctor dabs aid onto crabezoid

Haiku 2
Crabezoid be red
Dicer a Cider e Bread
Zebra doc raze bed

Harder than i thought is would be…I only used letters from “crabezoid” i could repeat letters, but not in the same word. A haiku is 5,7,5 syllables and I rhymed at the end of each line, the goal here is to make a haiku that makes remote sense…im not sure if i succeeded. The theme of these poems is Crabezoid needing help, and a Zebra Doctor helping out Crabezoid. I explained the first one if you look beneath it, can you figure out the second one? or even attempt your own?!?! If your rhyming anagram haiku makes any sense thats pretty impressive. More Anagrams will pop up in the future, did you get the title?

~Mr. Walnut

P.S.
The favorite restaurant of Octosaurus is “Tacos Our Us”…Any guesses why?

If any of our devoted readers wish to take a stab at some crabezoid poetry, be my guest. Submit anything you’ve got to snappingparallel -at- gmail.com

Yes, there might just be a prize
~ Tim

Equiliteral triangles are as illiterate as they are stupid. If you’ve ever been seeing double, these shapes are seeing triple. Three different things look exactly the same in their mind, which poses a problem especially in the comrehension of literature. The only jobs these triangles get are working in mobs, as they often dont understand the dirty work they are doing. This makes them the perfect trangstas with no regrets. There bosses would merely place a toaster on the left of a man, and Lazagna on the right, the triangles would think they are punching toasted lazagna and that the man was sitting happily in a toaster made of lazagna. Though the scenarios they see make no sense these triangles are easily fooled. But when it comes to outright combat it doesnt matter how many numbers the triangles are seeing. With three points of pain the chance of an equiliteral triangle missing its target is slim. Avoid Exasperating Equiliteral Triangles at all costs as it may be you who is seeing triple next.

~Mr Walnut

Added Note: Octosaurus once ate three of these triangles in one gulp.

I’ve just got supplies to start working on the official crabezoid tshirts. Pictures of those will be up soon enough. The method I’m using to make the shirts is such that each shirt will be unique in some way, and even with identical designs, indivudual variation will occur. If anyone is interested in a shirt, email me at crabezoid (at sign) gmail dot com.

~crabezoid

Nonnotter is a moody creature, who constantly finds himself journeying from place to place never quite satisfied. Some say his personality is wild and varied, but i would describe it as 9 sided.

~Mr. Walnut

Well, before any fanart can be accomodated, we must first have an official gallery up and running. Right now I’m working on getting that set up.

crabezoid

The so-called arch enemy of crabezoid. There isn’t much behind those googly eyes of his, but there’s no telling what sort of trouble octosaurus can stir up.

A fan art section will be implemented in the future(before this can happen people would first need to be able to see the different zoid things) along with many other new features!

If you have a suggestion send an email to snappingparallel@gmail.com

Tang

“Tired of losing socks? Well tire no more. The new crabezoid socks are impossible to miss, if you’re ever are confused about mixed up socks simply match them up by crabezoid!”

Well be known as the people who sell just socks and t-shirts.