The Snapping Parallel

Due to the recent debut of pirate crabezoid, explorers of this site     may assume that crabezoid.com is a society of scallywags. Though scallywags are plentiful, there is always one daring soul walking around with a shuriken and a length of rope. In this geometric valley of eccentric individuals, this soul is non other than octosaurus. Octosaurus interest in ninjistu arose when he was handed a shuriken at age 8. He proceeded to fling the shurikin at nonnotter who was doing his usual morning walk. Nonnotter was knocked off his feet and landed in the health section of a 99cents store. At that moment, Octosaurus knew he was ninja. Today octosaurus and crabezoid use their skills respectively to gain dominance over one another. Octosaurus controls all the heavily fortified fortresses, and crabezoid commands a vast fleet of fellow pirates.

~Mr. Walnut

P.S. Crabezoid’s Pirates have an endless desire to decimate the ninja community

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I don’t think I need to explain myself.

This clammy creature is usually content with his trite surroundings and his pale skin. However unlike most elephants, Elepenta despises peanuts, and is campaigning against the nutty elephant stereotype right now. Elepenta is not loud like most of his kind, and when he blows his trunk it is more of a soft wheeze. His lack of sound projection annoys many of his co-workers who don’t even realize when he’s addressing them. He loves candy and treats, and anything bought in those fat American style packages. Kudos bars, Easy-Bake brownies, and Dots, are among Elepenta’s favorite foods. Peanut M n M’s however are not. Elepenta’s mother is usually the one to prepare everything, though from time to time Elepenta has been known to cook for himself. He is sizable for an elephant, and has poor vision. Elepenta has several campaigns, many of which argue scientific studies. In one of these, he argues against the commonly used periodic table, saying that there are truly only 5 elements: earth, wind, water, fire, and elephants. Elepenta has been known to treat the rule of “fives” as if it were a law. So if you ever take this mammal’s seat, you’ll find yourself squashed under 500 pounds of meat.

~Mr. Walnut

P.S. Crabezoid and the gang have been known to visit Elepenta from time to time and devour all of his goodies.

Character Bio:
Triangator is a calculating carnivore. He once counted the number of fish in his swamp relative to each gallon of swamp muck, creating a fish to swamp ratio that greatly increased his gobbling efficiency. Surprisingly, the only thing that Triangator can not calculate is the number of teeth in his enormous jaw.

Random Triangator Historical Fact:
This seemingly timid creature has a wild side as well, on occasion, certain things trigger a hulk-like transformation which created the saying “Stop trying, and start Triangatoring”. In a miscommunication between an up and coming drink company and Triangator, the company interperated the saying as “Stop trying, and Try A Gatorade” Spurring the idea for a Sports Drink called gatorade which would increase athletic preformance. Well, Triangator still prefers swamp muck to gatorade. He enjoys the sugary treat, but is a little skeptical as to whether or not the graphs on the back of a gatorade bottle accurately depict how gatorade is “better than water”.

~ Mr Walnut

Equiliteral triangles are as illiterate as they are stupid. If you’ve ever been seeing double, these shapes are seeing triple. Three different things look exactly the same in their mind, which poses a problem especially in the comrehension of literature. The only jobs these triangles get are working in mobs, as they often dont understand the dirty work they are doing. This makes them the perfect trangstas with no regrets. There bosses would merely place a toaster on the left of a man, and Lazagna on the right, the triangles would think they are punching toasted lazagna and that the man was sitting happily in a toaster made of lazagna. Though the scenarios they see make no sense these triangles are easily fooled. But when it comes to outright combat it doesnt matter how many numbers the triangles are seeing. With three points of pain the chance of an equiliteral triangle missing its target is slim. Avoid Exasperating Equiliteral Triangles at all costs as it may be you who is seeing triple next.

~Mr Walnut

Added Note: Octosaurus once ate three of these triangles in one gulp.

Nonnotter is a moody creature, who constantly finds himself journeying from place to place never quite satisfied. Some say his personality is wild and varied, but i would describe it as 9 sided.

~Mr. Walnut

The so-called arch enemy of crabezoid. There isn’t much behind those googly eyes of his, but there’s no telling what sort of trouble octosaurus can stir up.